I just woke up and I still think today will be a nap day. Yes indeed, nap nap nap. Mmmmm cozy nap, warm nap, snuggly nap with my dog. Yes. Today shall be a nap day.
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
… Haaa haaa.
In other news: I’m sober enough to freak out.
… I got this.
And in other other news.
It really confuses me when I see all of these people younger than me having children. Dude, I’m still a child, why are you having a baby?
Maybe they’re more grown up than me. I don’t know, I’m pretty happy being young. I’m ready to travel, maybe act like a retired old person for a little bit, but with the fun of fort-building and strength to hike a lot. I want to visit places and take pictures and make memories. I want to laugh and cry and live before I take on the responsibility and adventure of another human being being in my care.
The moment Barack Obama put his hand on Tyler Oakley’s shoulder.
The way I take care of people is by feeding them, hugging them, and spending quality time with them. … I am a mother.